Benjamin DanielsJun 92 minChanel Terrero Martínez is anything but SloMo at Eurovision 2022"A hot favourite going into the final, the Spanish entry turns out to be even hotter on the night..."
Freddy FingerApr 112 minLulu goes full Boom Bang-a-Bang"The epitome of what Eurovision became ridiculed (and celebrated) for in the years that followed; Boom Bang-a-Bang is a sing-along..."
Freddy FingerDec 17, 20212 minSweet Dreams won't be giving up"I'm Never Giving Up starts out as one song (a vaguely Euro-disco number) but then, oh dear, along comes a sing-along chorus..."
Allen TherisaNov 18, 202110 minHow to win the Eurovision Song Contest"Based on the evidence to date (65 years of competition!), winning the contest rarely comes down to talent..."
Benjamin DanielsSep 23, 20212 minFrance Gall brings Eurovision up to date"Young, foxy and flirty, Gall is a pleasing blast of modernity at an event already going through its first Middle Age spread..."
Benjamin DanielsAug 5, 20212 minPapa Pingouin is catchy and irresistable"A playground clapping song with an orchestral arrangement, Papa Pingouin has a catchy hook and comes at you..."
Freddy FingerJun 17, 20212 minNatasha St-Pier makes French history"St-Pier is seductive and a bit on the stern side. Sophisticated is the word that comes to mind. And she can sing a bit..."
Freddy FingerApr 28, 20212 minBaccara dance up a sexy disco storm"Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the tanned and lovely vision that is Baccara, representing Luxembourg..."
Freddy FingerMar 26, 20212 minPuppet on a String does the business for the UK at Eurovision"After years of nearly winning, the United Kingdom finally pulls its socks up and takes the Eurovision prize..."